May, 2010

05/22/10 – “Queen of the Baby Sitters Club”

Cast: Michael Kayne, Eliza Skinner, Desiree Nash, Peter Gwinn, Bob Kulhan, Stuart Ranson
Band: Jody Shelton, Keith Golden, Steve Jabas, David Moore

1. Fuck Rhonda
2. You Gotta Get Crazy… at 13
3. There’s a Wheelchair Boy Detective on the Scene

1. Rhonda’s Boyfriend- Hurry up and put those kids to bed, my boner is getting tired!
2. You’re like a mermaid but with legs.
3. The flyer did say “My wife recently died and I am emotionally available. Please babysit my kids.”

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05/14/10 – “Jersey Whore”

Cast:Christy Bonstell, Aidy Bryant, Erica Elam, Hans Holsen, Nathan Jansen, Nicky Margolis, Tim Sniffen
Opener “We’re Family, and Family’s First”

Songs: “That’s the Life of a Jersey Girl”, “Brotherly Love”, “Our Missing Daughter- Who’s Not Really Missing, We Gave Her Away”,

Audience’s favorite bits:

Erica (to Scamps): You move like there are tiny little explosions happening on the bottom of your feet!

Hans Holsen stopping whatever he is doing, doing one push-up, then continuing whatever it was he was doing.

Tim Sniffen (to Josh every time they were in a scene together): “Is it true you’ve never been in love?”

At the very end of the show, everyone decides to go home with the parents to Deleware in their private helicopter, which promptly crashes to the ground. The end!

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05/07/10 – “Skanks on a Plane”

Cast: Christy Bonstell, Josh Breit, Brendan Dowling, Erica Elam, Nathan Jansen, Nicky Margolis
Title given by:
Songs: “We’re Flying High”, “Give Me What I Want”, “Your Body is a Temple”

Audience’s favorite bits:
“If there’s one thing we’re going to do this spring break, sluts, it’s skank it up!”

Maid: “I will be over here. In the maid’s closet.”

“This rickshaw has a hidden compartment full of Brie!”

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04/30/10 – “John Bender’s Oil Spill”

Cast: Christy Bonstell, Josh Breit, Aidy Bryant, Erica Elam, Nathan Jansen
Title given by:
Songs: “John’s Got Me All Wet”, “Paris”, “I’m Gonna Be a Swan”

Audience’s favorite bits:
“Sure it didn’t make sense, but we’d do it just to prove how mad at the Nazis we were.”

Every cast member coming together Voltron-style to create a motorcycle for Christy to ride

Christy: “What do you think, audience? Should I have sex or stay on my motorcycle?”
(audience shouts their opinion)
Christy: “I’ve got it! I’m going to have sex with you on the motorcycle!”

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